About Martha Stewart…
Boy, I feel much safer now that she’s incarcerated.
O.J. and Kobe are free and walking around, Scott Peterson will
probably be released after his first appeal.
But they take the one woman in America who WANTS to cook, clean and
work in the yard, and they haul her off to a Federal Prison!!
Only in America 
ps. Jasmine is here now, and she is a mini grinch too, thank God! 
Why not just be nice to each other and have a nice meal instead of all the excess shopping/decorations/cards stress? It’s all just a ploy to make you spend loads of cash. Quality, not quantity, works just as well. Everyone I know is stressed out trying to make this special day work properly, what fun is that?