Month: December 2004

Dear Dr. Dot,

I took your advice on how to massage and have been massaging my guy for a while now. Problem is, he is too tired and/or lazy to return the favor. He rubs my feet for a few minutes while he watches the game and slacks off after 2 minutes. This is not a rewarding hobby.

Elizabeth, East Rutherford

Dear Elizabeth,

I have a standard solution for that one way street routine. I tell the guy, massage me for as long as you want me to massage you after. If he massages me for 20 minutes, he gets 20 minutes, if he is a lazy twat and only rubs me for 2 minutes, then that’s what he gets in return. Make sure he goes first 😉

Dr. Dot       

Dear Dot,

I have been screwing the same girl for months now. For some reason I can’t go to her place, so she always comes to mine for sex. My room is really small and my bed is a single bed so it is annoying when she sleeps over. How can I ask her to leave after sex without coming across as a bastard?    

Jim  NYC

Dear Jim,          

Most of us would like a lover who comes over, shags us like a wild beast and then leaves quietly, but some like sleeping next to their partner. Tell her your bed is too small and you need your rest to function properly or you have a sleep disorder. If she puts up a fuss, suggest sleeping at her place if her bed is bigger. This should solve the mystery about her place and/or get your bed back to yourself after the romp.      

Dot

I Want to say it is so shit; it’s so sad that Dime Bag (Darrell) was shot dead. I knew Darrell from his days with Pantera.   Dime bag was such a fun dude!

                         Dime Bag getting a rub down and above left, Dime Bag all dressed up in the Sage Club on Rock Night, me in the middle and Vinnie on the right.

I showed them around Berlin for a few days and it proves my hunch, the harder the man looks, the sweeter he is. The US should not make it so easy for people to get guns, when will they learn (Lincoln, JFK, Lennon, now Dime Bag- as well as millions of other senseless shootings). This makes us the laughing stock of the world, how everyone just goes around shooting people if they feel like it.

“Dimebag” Darrell Abbott, who was fatally shot during a performance, was a frenetic, ear-shattering guitarist whose riffs for the Grammy-nominated Pantera and more recently Damageplan were a heavy-metal staple. He was 38.

Abbott was shot to death as he took the stage Wednesday with Damageplan at the Alrosa Villa nightclub in Columbus, Ohio.

Three other people also were fatally shot before a police officer shot the gunman to death.

The deaths shook the heavy-metal music industry, and fans flooded Web sites to share their shock.

“I’m absolutely beside myself with grief. I can’t for the life of me understand why someone would do this,” said Ozzy Osbourne, who often toured with Pantera.

Mark Hunter, lead singer of the metal band Chimaira, said Abbott “changed the way metal music was written with his guitar playing. I don’t know anybody in a band who hasn’t stolen a few guitar riffs from him.”

A fan posting on the band’s Web site read, “This is the worst day in metal history.”

Happy Hanukah to all of my Jewish pals and Jews all around the world. If you want a good laugh, click HERE to see a wicked funny video (turn speakers on). It’s called Jew-heyya.

  

ps.Cheers to John for the vid link

Today in 1980 John Lennon was shot dead     

( Jim Morrison’s b-day is Dec 8th)  and we also lost Zappa in December.

Thinking of John and Jimmy today, I will sing some Beatles and Doors tonight when my karaoke pals and I hit the clubs.

         

 “we all shine on” Lennon                                            “music is your only friend” Morrison

Thank you to Giovanni Castoldi  www.LesReveres.com  for scanning and sending me this article.

 

On this day in 1993 my hero passed away. I know millions others consider him their hero too. I am grateful his music is still here to entertain us. Frank lived from Dec. 21st 1940 to  Dec. 4th 1993.     

                                   

Frank makes fun of the hippie movement:

“What’s there to live for?
Who needs the peace corps?

Think I’ll just DROP OUT
I’ll go to Frisco
Buy a wig & sleep
On Owsley’s floor

Walked past the wig store
Danced at the Fillmore
I’m completely stoned
I’m hippy & I’m trippy
I’m a gypsy on my own
I’ll stay a week & get the crabs &
Take a bus back home
I’m really just a phony
But forgive me
‘Cause I’m stoned

Every town must have a place
Where phony hippies meet
Psychedelic dungeons
Popping up every street
GO TO SAN FRANCISCO

How I love ya, How I love ya
How I love ya, How I love ya Frisco!
Oh, my hair is getting good in the back! Every town must have a place
Where phony hippies meet
Psychedelic dungeons
Popping up on every street
GO TO SAN FRANCISCO…

Hotcha!

First I’ll buy some beads
And then perhaps a leather band
To go around my head
Some feathers and bells
And a book of Indian lure
I will ask the Chamber Of Commerce
How to get to Height Street
And smoke an awful lot of dope

I will wander around barefoot
I will have a psychedelic gleam in my eye at all times
I will love everyone
I will love the police as they kick the shit out of me on the street
I will sleep…
I will, I will go to a house
That’s, that’s what I will do
I will go to a house
Where there’s a rock roll band
‘Cause the groups all live together
And I will join a rock & roll band
I will be their road manager
And I will stay there with them
And I will get the crabs
But I won’t care “

You are missed Frank, deeply missed.