Q.
My girlfriend won’t tell me how many lovers she has had in the past. I told her my number, but she won’t even give me a ballpark figure. Is this a bad sign? She is really good looking and amazing in bed, so I can’t help but wonder. How can I get her to tell me? It’s making me curious to the point where I’m debating hiring a Detective.
Nate
A.
Even if you hired her Gynecologist as your Detective you will never know how many lovers she has had and if you did know, you may end up disappointed, angry, jealous and/or bored. This topic should be taboo, it’s private and irrelevant! Asking such questions makes you appear insecure (and nosy!) which gives her power over you in the game of love. Don’t tamper with the fine balance in a relationship if you don’t have to. The past is over, just live in the now and enjoy her talent.
Q.
Not trying to be conceited, but I am a hot young lady. When I go out to clubs, guys always ask for my number all night long. If I say ‘no’, they get mad and call me stuck up or a bitch etc. Should I just say I don’t have a phone? I even tell them I have a boyfriend, and they don’t care.
Pretty Woman
A.
You must feel like a star. If you don’t have the balls to say "Well, I would give you my digits, but your breath smells like a compost heap so first drag your ass to the dentist", then say "Here is my landline, but don’t call after 10pm or you’ll wake my roommate" (that way they won’t try the number in front of you). Plan ahead, save a few ‘fake’ numbers in your handy, like the number to an office that you know is closed at night, or CLICK HERE to find the number for your area and memorize it. Make sure you know where the nearest exit is in case they call your bluff.
Q.
I’ve just begun stretching my anus in the hope that it expands enough to take cock. i’m currently using a medium sized butt plug. i use it once or twice a week only because of time constraints. the problem is that i can’t take the entire plug into my butt with ease yet so i can’t imagine how my hole would become wide enough to take a large plug let alone the average sized cock.What steps can i take to get a big ass-hole? How do porn stars develop wide holes?
Anal Aspirant 
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I am not an Anal enthusiast, in other words, I find anal sex to be a pain in the ass and I’m not the best one to ask for ass advice. I’ve heard from my gay Uncle that doing it in the missionary position at first makes it less painful (in other words, doggy style is hell) and to have loads of lube at hand. As far as I’m concerned the asshole is EXIT ONLY, so may I suggest asking a gay man, they are ALL about anal. Oh and to answer your last question "how do porn stars get such wide holes", well, that seems rather obvious doesn’t it? They take a pounding in their ass on a daily basis (makes you wonder what their farts sound like), and as we all know, practice makes perfect.
