Don't have a spoon? I can fix that! Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?) New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that! No bottle opener? I can fix that! Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that! Electrical problem? I can fix that! Car stereo stolen? I can fix that! Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that! No ice chest? I can fix that! Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that! Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that! Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that! Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that. Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that! WHAT? W Display rack falling over? I can fix that! Desk overloaded? I can fix that! Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that! Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that! Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that! Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that! No skate park in town? I can fix that! and – last but not least – – – – Out of diapers? I can fix that!
The Weblog Of Dr. Dot Stein