Author: Dr. Dot

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Iron Maiden rocked Berlin tonight

That man above is Steve Harris of Iron Maiden, an INCREDIBLY nice guy! The father of 6 (!!) soccer player and Bass player of the band.I tell you, the harder the music, the nicer the guys! I brought Jasmine and her gal pal to the show, then they had me get a male friend ( age 14 too) in. At one point, I thought I saw most of Jasmines school in the crowd banging their heads like Beavis and Butthead!

It was great to see the band again, they were all in god spirits and I finally met Bruce ( briefly) as last time I massaged them, they had an egomaniac singing, his name was “BLAZE” so you can just imagine how he was. Nico and Dave were all smiles and friendly as always, and Adrian, the guitar player got a back rub, says it was the first one he has ever had. I hope to massage them again in NYC in January. Rock on guys!

And now more of EROS:

(what is funny about this photo, is Eros was waiting for me to set the self timer, I was going to run and jump in, but it went off too early)

So many horney people, not mentioning ANY names so don't worry, wrote to me and asked for more photos of Eros. So here is another one. Since my books won't be coming out any day soon, I should write down some things before I forget. Yes he is cute and sweet, but he is also COOL, he played the newest CD of OUTKAST during the almost 3 hour massage. It played over and over again, and I am glad, as I haven't heard it yet at all and it is AMAZING! Also, Eros showed me the show from the night before on his lap top and he put his headphones on me so I could hear it &

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What women really think of men…..

Women have Wised Up

For all those men who believe that there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk free, nowadays 80% of women are against marriage because, they too, have wised up to the fact that, for 7 ounces of sausage, It's not worth buying the entire pig

“Manner sind Scweine” 😉

Dot



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I LOVE THE BEATLES!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes, I am very aware that this photo has already appeared in one of my former blogs, but I don't care, it is my favorite photo and I still can not get over the fact that I got to kiss Paul McCartney!! Fucking hell, wake me up, am I dreaming?

I ordered “The Beatles Anthology” on DVD and Paul McCartney's “Back in the U.S” DVD and I want to say a few things about both of them. The Paul DVD is incredible, but obviously the camera men on his tour were HORN DOGS, they show girls with HUGE TITS throughout the whole friggin' concert. I mean, I can understand one or two gorgeous women being shown now and then, but this is SO OBVIOUS. I mean, Paul doesn't strike me as such a tit man, or a prev – at all! He seems like a big innocent sweet heart! But who ever edited this concert material decided, well, lets put as many breast in there as we can, so the men watching don't get bored ( er , rather, the men editing it don't get bored). But other than that, it is fucking amazing.

Moving rite along, if you are at ALL a Beatles fan, you simply can not go on in life without buying the Anthology DVD's. I am glued to the TV every night watching each one, I am now on part 7, they are the BOMB. Every thing the Beatles ever did, sang, went, wore, shagged, its all in there. It has so much info and rare footage, every Beatles fan will be pleased. And anyone who watches it, who isn't a fan, will probably have to throw in the towel and love them too.

I am still in Berlin, and it is FREEEEEZING here! I will have to honor of massaging an Italian super star this Saturday afternoon, he is called Eros Ramazotti. He is very talented and

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Fat City Rockers Magazine

There is a Kick ASS Punk/Rock and Roll magazine called 'Fat City' out of Boston. They have me on their cover for the next coming issue. Naturally it is a brutally honest interview, and I enjoyed it, as they will print exactly what I said, swear words and all.

Also, I got to proof read it before it went to print, which is good, that way there are no mistakes- not every magazine does that, so it is refreshing!

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Its a tough job, but some one’s gotta do it

Naturally, I mean that in a cheeky way. I massaged the gorgeous Dave Gahan ( Depeche Mode singer) today. He has been on a solo tour for a long time now, has a solo album out and the Germans are OBSESSED with him, with or without Depeche Mode.

You may think I rub stars and don't even notice anymore, like I am immune to admiration pangs. Not true. I am still grateful- most females here would PAY to massage him, whereas

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“Make your penis larger Dr. Dot!!!” and other pointless SPAM

Please tell me I am not the only one getting those annoying fucking emails, junk mail every day. No, I DON”T have a DICk and if I did, I wouldn't trust some pills or potion to make it grow! Funny how there are no “Make your pussy bigger” junk mails- wonder why?

Are men such an easy target? I would be so offended at such emails if I was a man- instead I just laugh and delete them. Look here what I got just now in my junk mail folder: