Massage Delivery service in Kansas city, MO

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Licensed Massage Therapist Specialising in Pain Relief & Fascia Therapy 

  With a passion for helping individuals achieve optimal physical health, Britney brings 10 years of experience in massage therapy, specializing in pain relief through a unique fascia approach. By allowing the fascia—the connective tissue that surrounds muscles—to unwind and return to its natural state, Britney facilitates quicker + more effective healing, empowering the body to heal itself naturally. 

 Known for working with college athletes and NFL players, Britney has honed skills in addressing the specific needs of active individuals, helping them overcome pain + enhance performance. Britney is eager to extend these benefits to YOU, providing massage treatments designed to alleviate tension, promote relaxation, and ensure peak performance both on and off the stage. Britney believes you deserve a pain-free body, restored flexibility, and a sense of being centered in a balanced mind, body, and soul. 

Treat yourself to a restorative massage session, where quantum touch healing & fascial maneuvers will passively open your body, and gentle personal adjustments will clear your energy + release added tension.  With Britney’s massage techniques you will increase your range of motion, energize your muscles, achieve improved posture, increased organ function, and alignment in your body. Tell her about your goals, and she will customise sessions just for you.  

Britney’s commitment to excellence in massage therapy remains unwavering, delivering personalized care that meets the highest standards of professional wellness.

What others have to say about Britney : 

“I almost fell asleep, darling! I feel so much better! Wow, wonderful!! Thank you!” Joe Elliott with Def Leppard 

“The most blissful experience ever, darling. Truly. The releases & the relief you provide is just wonderful. Absolutely amazing.” Phil Collen with Def Leppard 

The NY Press passes the buck

Getting ready to have my tonsil operation. They will be removed Tuesday morning, bright and early ( I will probably just stay up as I have to be there at 6am).

The fact that the NY Press dumped a few of it's writers, me and Ed Koch (former NYC mayor) included because of their new format isn't as annoying as the fact that they probably knew ahead of time, like end of July that they would be dumping my column as that is why they didn't bother to pay me for all 4 of my August columns or the first week of September's column. For all 5 weeks, my column was printed but yet they won't pay. They are passing the buck. The new editor David Blum changes his story all the time. First excuse was "it will just take longer, but you will get paid". Then it was "It is not my responsibility" then he told the New York Post reporter Keith Kelly that I was already paid and that he is "only in charge since 1 August" (DUH, that means he should pay me for August and Sept, no? WTF!??). The New York Press is simply passing the buck.

 

LAWYER TIME. 

Jerry Portwood, the old editor, well, he is still there, but was demoted as now David Blum is the big cheese, claims it is the new editors responsibility. The paper simply disrespects it's writers; always has, always will. For the couple years I wrote for them, my column was ALWAYS punctual, yet my pay was always late. Always. They conveniently paid one month late and yet let me know one week before my column was dumped so you can imagine, I will never get paid. It's not the amount that bothers me, it is the principle that big corporations like Manhattan Media (which bought the paper recently ) can shit on the little people and get away with it.

The Libra in me is into justice and I can see it will take a while until Justice is served. I will keep you posted. Of course emails to David Blum and Jerry Portwood wouldn't hurt either. heh heh..

"Let it go" some say. Just let it go. Let the German guy who chased me (stalked me) and knocked me out in January get away with it, let the NY Press get away with having 5 weeks of my great sex column for free. Let everyone just go ahead and take advantage. Nice people get walked on, like a fucking rug. Karma is taking a break I see. Hope she gets back soon and kicks some serious ass. 

Jasmine is in Italy now, studying Italian. She loves it there. I will visit her in October.. she said where she is, is like the Kreuzberg of Italy. Hippies galore. Dread locks galore. Cross yer fingers she is safe over there, my little flower.

ttyl

x

 

 

Britney Spears finally explains ^ her less than excellent performance at the MTV "music" awards last week

MTV Music awards suck ass.

 The MTV Music awards make me sick.

They should call it the "MTV music RAP awards". CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Britney Spears looked amazing, but her lip syncing was  ridiculous. Paris has a new

hair do, that resembles the Golden Girls . Doh!