Book me: info@drdot.com and write: "Kayla/Arkansas" in subject line 🙂
Hey there! Kayla is my name and massage is my game.
I graduated from the Minnesota School of Business with my Associate in Applied Science degree in Massage Therapy in 2006. After attending Minnesota State University Moorhead I figured I couldn’t major in Softball all my life, so I turned my athletic skills into something else hands on, massage! My eccentric personality and healing touch makes people feel comfortable and relaxed, wanting to come back for more. With a passion for Therapeutic and Deep Tissue massage it makes me ecstatic to be able to positively change people’s lives and to help others feel physically, emotionally and physiologically better about themselves and daily living! What better job could you ask for!?
Over a year ago I moved down to Little Rock to live with the love of my life and change things up a bit…what can I say besides I will be a part of Dr. Dot's team in the Little Rock and surrounding areas for a long time coming!
I am super excited to be a part of Dr. Dot’s team and if you are going to be around the Little Rock, AR area, contact Dr. Dot ASAP to book me for a massage! I look forward to massaging you, because you need it! Thank you! Have a wonderful day.
REALLY?? Donna Summers and Abba? This is NOT "Rock and Roll" anymore, it's just bullshit and RUSH are too good to be on the Rock and Roll Hall of LAME.
La bella e sexy Dr. Dot (nickname creato nel 1988 da Frank Zappa che girava nel backstage gridando «portatemi Dr. Dot!») si è presa cura del meglio dell’élite musicale per oltre due decenni. Dorothy Stein si definisce una «rock chick», in italiano rockettara, che da ragazzina avrebbe fatto di tutto per conoscere i suoi idoli senza però cedere a favori sessuali. Amante dei massaggi, che praticava a casa con la madre sin dall’età di 5 anni, pensò un giorno di offrirsi come massaggiatrice solo per entrare gratis al concerto dei Def Leppard in Virginia. Quell’idea si trasformò presto in una fortunatissima carriera tanto che Sting, Eminem, Ramones, Rolling Stones, Sheryl Crow, Robert Plant, Kiss, Aerosmith, Blondie, Backstreet Boys, Oasis, The Who, Courtney Love, Bruce Willis e tanti altri faranno a gara per farsi «toccare» da lei.
Ma Doctor Stein non è solo la masseuse rock’n roll più richiesta dalle star e colei che ha inventato un nuovo concetto di groupie; è anche un’ottima esperta di sesso. Scoprite di più nell’intervista esclusiva rilasciata a Music In e dai suoi siti (www.drdot.com, www.facebook.com/drdotislovinlife, www.myspace.com/drdot).
Qual è stata l’ultima grande star a godere delle tue mani d’oro e quale sarà la prossima?
L’ultima Simon Cowell [ndr. superboss televisivo e discografico, direttore dei programmi American Idol e X Factor] e Gregg Allman degli Allman Brothers Band la prossima.
Quante richieste hai approssimativamente ogni giorno?
All’incirca 50, sono molto impegnata ma felicissima, non avrei mai immaginato di arrivare fino a questo punto.
Quando hai deciso di diventare una massaggiatrice e com’è nata soprattutto l’idea di lavorare esclusivamente per le rockstar?
Cominciai camminando sulla schiena di mia madre e massaggiandole i piedi a 5 anni, e i massaggi divennero parte del nostro rituale familiare. Non mi sono più fermata. Ho cominciato ad appassionarmi al rock e a girare i concerti, mi muovevo molto da uno Stato all’altro insieme alla mia famiglia, la musica e le gig erano come amici. I miei genitori cominciarono a lamentarsi del fatto che quest’abitudine stava diventando troppo costosa, perciò un giorno ho avuto l’idea di offrire massaggi per entrare al concerto dei Def Leppard in Virginia. E funzionò.
So che hai fatto massaggi gratis dal 1982 fino al 1994 soltanto per entrare agli show. Cosa è successo poi?
Sì, all’inizio era solo una scusa per veder suonare dal vivo tutti i miei musicisti preferiti. Massage for music. Nel 1994 un aneddoto poi mi fece riflettere: una sera Charlie Watts dei Rolling Stones ha voluto insistere per darmi dei soldi. È stato il mio primo cliente pagante. Così ho realizzato che il mio hobby (volevo fare la scrittrice e la fotografa e fare massaggi solo per passione) stava diventando un vero e proprio lavoro. Nel 1997 mi sono così iscritta ad una scuola di massaggio in Germania. E adesso sono talmente piena di richieste che riesco a stento a dormire perché tutto ciò è diventato la mia vita. Chi riesce a fare di un hobby la propria professione, può essere totalmente felice.
Parlaci un po’ del tuo più grande amore, i Ramones…
La cosa che ricordo con più piacere della mia lunga esperienza con i Ramones è il concerto che tennero ad Ellington, nel Connecticut, la mia città natale. Era l’estate del 1984 e stavo pregando Joey di venire a suonare nella mia piccola città. «Ma non c’è neanche una sala per concerti!» mi disse. Gli consigliai un ristorante, il Country Squire, oggi Cippinno’s, che aveva un palco dove spesso tenevano concerti country e il cui proprietario era un grandissimo fan dei Ramones. Dopo una lunga serie di implorazioni e massaggi ai piedi, accolse la mia proposta. Ancora ricordo la faccia della VJ di MTV dalla tv di casa di mio nonno: non credeva ai suoi occhi quando fra le date del tour dei Ramones lesse la tappa nel Connecticut. Sembrava come se se lo stesse domandando: «The Country Squire? Ellington, Connecticut?» Tutti i miei amici di scuola mi chiamarono increduli. Sapevano che frequentavo Joey ma nessuno poteva credere che i Ramones sarebbero venuti ad Ellington, in mezzo al nulla, in una cowtown.
Eri molto legata a Joey?
Lo adoravo! Era così divertente quando beveva il latte al cioccolato o quando guidava i go-carts. Mi faceva continuamente ridere, era uno spasso quando uscivamo insieme, era come un bambino grande. Non parlava molto, ma quando lo faceva ogni cosa che diceva mi faceva ridere a crepapelle. Ricordo che non flirtava mai con nessuno e non parlava molto con le altre ragazze. Mi faceva sentire l’unica ragazza sulla terra.
Oltre ai Ramones e gli altri artisti già citati hai lavorato per Sheryl Crow, Sting, Steven Tyler, Lauryn Hill, Courtney Love, Oasis, Bob Dylan e tanti altri, raccontaci qualcosa su di loro…
Sheryl è vera, adorabile, una delle mie migliori amiche. Sting è affascinante, attraente, divertente, generoso e sempre in forma. Lauryn Hill è bella, intelligente, gentile, setosa e morbida. Courtney è maledettamente selvaggia: non ci sono segreti per lei. Gli Oasis li amo, con me hanno fatto il primo massaggio della loro vita nel 1996. Bob Dylan ha tentato di venire a letto con me nel 1985 all’after party del Live Aid. Ero vestita di rosso, senza reggiseno e avevo delle grandi tette! Eravamo sul punto più bello quando all’improvviso una donna bionda ha urlato verso di me: «Se gli parli ancora solo una volta ti strappo la testa!». Che peccato, anche se probabilmente avrei voluto andare con lui solo perché era Bob Dylan, dopotutto, chi non vorrebbe andare a letto con Bob Dylan?
Potrebbe essere una bella idea per un sondaggio questa, ci penseremo… A parte Bob Dylan, c’è qualche italiano fra i tuoi clienti?
Certo: Eros Ramazzotti, che uomo interessante! Adora i massaggi «deep tissue». Rircordo che mi ha mostrato alcuni suoi video di concerti sul suo laptop dopo la seduta. Mi sembra che poi abbiamo anche fumato dell’erba. (ride).
Quali sono state per te le sedute più indimenticabili?
Oddio, ci vorrebbero anni per parlarne… Steven Tyler è sempre così maledettamente «riot», lo amo!
C’è qualche artista per cui non hai ancora lavorato e che ti piacerebbe avere come cliente?
Madonna, Monica Bellucci (che dea!), Beyonce, Chris Rock, Jim Carey, Ringo Starr.
Una curiosità: come hanno fatto i tuoi clienti (uomini) a resistere alla tua bellezza e alla tua evidente e procace sensualità?
La maggior parte di loro si eccitano. Ma il mio atteggiamento li ha sempre portati a capire che non possono catturarmi. Non mi piace mischiare il business con il piacere. L’ho fatto solo una volta con Bruce Willis nel 1999 e non lo farò mai più.
Hai anche scritto un libro «Butt-Naked and Backstage: Diary of the Worlds Greatest Rock and Roll Masseuse». Il presentatore Howard Stern ha dichiarato a riguardo: «Ho paura di quello che potrai scrivere su di me sul tuo libro». Perché?
Durante il suo show gli ho chiesto se voleva un massaggio e lui ha risposto così. Forse aveva solo paura di farsi massaggiare perché sapeva che si sarebbe eccitato o «comportato male» e non voleva lo scrivessi.
Non solo sei la massaggiatrice più richiesta dalle star, la «regina-massaggiatrice » del rock’n roll, ma scrivi anche regolarmente una rubrica e un blog sul sesso. Sesso e rock’n roll camminano sempre a braccetto?
Assolutamente sì.
Un consiglio di sesso da Dr Dot ai lettori di Music In?
Agli uomini consiglio di massaggiare i piedi delle donne: otterrete in cambio più sesso orale. Alle donne consiglio di praticare più sesso orale: vi tratteranno come una regina. E non chiedete loro dove stanno andando, non lamentatevi troppo, mostratevi impegnate e attive. Saranno tutti per voi.
For me the Zappanale fest already started in Berlin with Project Object playing at the DOT CLUB on August 13th. It was so awesome and my buddy Joe Jackson came and stood in the audience the whole time and watched. He said he enjoyed the show, the band was good but he said, as I said, the sound could have been better. The club is HOT as FUCK and smokey too- with bad sound. NOT good. But Project Object, of course, did the best they could do and nailed it.
My good friends Dirk and Bully came to the show too and refused to accept free tix, they wanted to support the band! Snarky, a myspace Zappa group friend of mine came all the way from Virginia to see the show (and the Zappanale too)
Dirk, Bully, Snarky McBullhorn ^
Dot at the Dot Club. I felt at home here apart from the cig smoke, cough cough, I am NO fun, innit!? I LOVE the shirt I am wearing, my friend Robin Gelberg gave it to me, I treasure it.
Oliver (in the middle) owns a bar called the Jansen Bar in Berlin and they have Frank Zappa night the first Tuesday of each month. Ike was happy to pose with Oliver and the Jansen bar bar-tender who swears he isn’t gay (inside joke). Check it out: http://www.jansenbar.de/
Rather bad quality but here is a video of one ^ of my performances at the Dot Club in Berlin
Not much time to write, just posting a few pics I took last night. The Zappanale gets better each time I come, I LOVE it (“it’s a way of life” 😉
To see the blog I wrote about the last Zappanale I went to two years ago, go to:
Bruce Bickford is here at the festival, if you don’t know who he is, you must not know the Frank Zappa film “Baby Snakes”. Google him, he is a legend- or just click link below:
All of Jimmy Carl Black’s kids are here. Met them all and his widow is here too, will post pics asap.
Project Object from behind 😉
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CREW SLUT at the Zappanale ^ (I knew a better quality version would turn up 🙂
And I FINALLY met the famous Paul Green. We run in the same circle, never had the pleasure until tonight- wicked fun guy..
And it felt like MAGIC to be in between these two legends, Don Preston and Robert Martin (they just met for the first time tonight!)
Haven’t seen Don for two years, it is always a pleasure. Haven’t seen Robert since 1988! We had a LOT of catching up to do and he gave me 2 hours of fitness and advice about what to eat and what not to eat (he is a strict Vegan). He is 61 and is still ripped, you should see his abs. Check out his web site, you can see videos of him doing one legged squats, he is amazing!! http://www.lookgreatnakedatanyage.com/
Robert’s shoes fascinated me to no end ^ I told him if they made them for women, they could paint the toe nail part red to make them sexier. ha.
Eric Svalgard ^ and Eric Slick of Project Object
Eric Slick and Robbie “Seahag” ^ (Guitar for Project Object)
Project Object fucking RULED!! I performed as “Mary” for them during Crew Slut and Wet t-shirt night. Always an honor. Ike Willis is in top form, Don kicks ass, Andre’ gets better all the time, Eric Slick on drums, wow! Robbie Seahag on bass, Eric Svalgard the crazy blond on other keyboards and Robert Martin came out and did a few numbers like Whipping Post and NAILED IT!!! Gregg Allman would approve.
Gotta sleep, ttyl
x
ps. Here is me below as “Mary” for the Crew Slut song/performance (would love to see a video of that, it was hilarious!)
Thursday night at the Dot club and Friday night at the Zappanale I played MARY in the songs Crew Slut and Fembot in a Wet Shirt (still waiting for someone to send me some pics of that)
I was slinking around each Project Object band member during the song and in this shot ^ back to back with Robert Martin
Robert Martin again ^ and I
“Hey hey hey all you girls in these
Industrial towns
I know youre probly gettin tired
Of all the local clowns
They never give you no respect
They never treat you nice
So perhaps you oughta try
A little friendly advice
And be a crew slut
Hey, youll love it
Be a crew slut
Its a way of life
Be a crew slut
See the world
Dont make a fuss, just get on the bus
Crew slut
Add water makes its own sauce
Be a crew slut
So you dont forget, call before midnite tonite
The boys in the crew
Are just waiting for you
You never to get move around
You never go nowhere
I know yer probly gettin tired
Of all the guys out there
You always wondered what its like
To go from place to place
So, darlin, take a little ride
On the mixers face
Be a crew slut
Just follow the magic footprints
Be a crew slut
Hey, youll love it!
Be a crew slut
Its a way of life
I aint gonna squash it
And you dont need to wash it!” FRANK ZAPPA
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Back again with more pics from Saturday night at the Zappanale:
Project Object leader ^ and his lovely lady
OMFG, Roberts hands are AMAZING!! Wish he would do my feet 🙂
It is really hard to get good in concert shots. But I get some good in person pics. You can’t capture their music in pics anyways and my camera is too crap to make any decent videos of the shows
Eric Slick (drummer genius) on stage after his performance with Project Object ^
SUNDAY (last night of the Zappanale) below:
Was fun hanging out with Bruce again. He told many private things about himself, it was awesome to get close to such a genius mind. He is so kind and gentle; makes you want to protect him.
Ike and I have known each other for 21 years. His mind is still sharp as a whip and his sense of humor is as amazing as his voice. LOVE HIM!
Ah, to be a fly on the wall- wait, I was there. Super Fly. ha.
The Zappanale is 4 days/nights of Zappa fun, but everyone is SUPER tired by Sunday night. Terry looked so fucking fit, wow. He claims he is “getting fat” but I didn’t see any on him.
Zappa alumni Sandwich part 2 (or 3?) keep em coming..
Wolfhard is the founder of the Zappanale, started it 20 years ago. Super nice guy and he is a MASSIVE Zappa freak, he doesn’t do this festival for anything else but the love he has for Frank Zappa’s music. Thomas is the president of the Arf Society (google it, I’m too tired to write about it 😉
Wolfhard is rather shy and keeps to himself, not one to ask for pics or autographs, but he did want one with Bruce. They are both amazing people.
When I left the festival I noticed a rowdy bar still open in Bad Doberan and went in and it was PACKED with hard core Zappa fans (Zappateers). One of them, from the UK, had this hair cut goin’ on. Ha.
Will TRY to ad more text and pics soon.
Haven’t really wrote much about the music. Not much to say apart from you can never get enough Frank Zappa music. Some were bored with Terry Bozzio’s 90 min drum solo set but hey, he IS Terry Bozzio and well, RESPECT! One thing that REALLY gets on my tits about the Zappanale is you have to listen to the same fucking songs over and over and OVER again because it seems to be impossible to controll what each band plays so they ALL play Frank’s top ten hits (I am the slime, dirty love, etc etc.) Project Object did the BEST version EVER of Whipping Post with Bobby Martin and hello? Some Austrian Band (Sex without Nails) did it the very next night. Jesus, have some fucking respect will ya? Give it up. I hate that. I think all bands should pick their songs from a Zappanale lottery 6 months before the festival and NO ONE should be allowed to repeat a song!!
What about Truck Driver Divorce? Or Lucille has messed my Mind up? There are HUNDREDS of songs to choose from yet we have to endure the same fucking songs repeatedly (which is ok if you are drunk and stoned out of your Zappa loving mind) but I am NOT so it bothers me and the other few sober cunts there. FOR FUCK SAKE!!! I asked the powers that be (Thomas and Wolfhard) about this and they said they DO try to control it BUT the bands “do what they want once they get up on the stage”. How can they play repeats? Are they retarded? Don’t they know how many SONGS Frank Zappa actually has? pfft.
If you want a different view of the Zappanale, keep your eye out for Andrew Greenaways web site, he will surely cover it once he is back in the UK and sober: www.idiotbastard.com
x
Jimmy Carl Black’s lovely but very sad, widow “Moni”
My flight to Berlin was about 8 hours long and so I worked on my column and cropped some photos etc. So here are some pictures from last summer, omg, how embarrassing that it took me so long to post these. I went to Rock am Ring festival last June with one of my massage assistants to work on all the bands.
We were invited by INCUBUS as their special guest. They treated us like Queens. Massage QUEENS. It was so fucking fun!
It is 9:30 am and I am STILL UP! NYC is sucking all the juice and energy out of me but I am getting a lot done. Too much I guess. I don’t have the time/energy to write a full blog right now, but Kid Rock was in town because he sang with the Allman brothers Friday night at the Beacon Theater. He texted me the next morning for a massage. I was fast asleep but got back to him a bit later as you can see below. What a HILARIOUS guy he is. OMFG. Down to earth, generous, polite and funny as FUCK. Anyhow, I will try to write more soon, but I have to get my ass to bed.
ps. My German cell has only rang twice since I have been here. When I land in Berlin, it taakes a couple WEEKS to get back into the loop, get my friends and clients going again. In NYC, I am not even out of the fucking plane and my blackberry is practically on fire from too many calls, texts, emails. I am immediately back in the loop/swing of things. Clearly the best place for me to be for my career/business is NYC. I do love Berlin too, but omg, I will never decide. going to bed for real this time.
If it's REALLY important I can get up at 7am (when I usually go to sleep). Massaging Mr. Gregg Allman is REALLY important. Gregg has had massages from my team now and again, but this is the first time I got to massage him myself. I can't count the times he told me “this was the BEST massage I have ever had!”. I asked him if he likes Frank Zappa's version of his song “Whipping Post” and he said “I love it”. That is my favorite Allman Brothers Band song fyi.
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